YOUR TEAM HAS BEEN SELECTED
This unit has been assigned to evaluate your group. The assignment was not requested. It has been made regardless.
Evaluation requires that you produce your leader. Bring them forward and document their compliance. Processing follows in the order received.
Earlier in this tournament a civilian bulletin may have warned you that we exist. That was us.
You may then have been screened by an Alien Task Force and asked to indicate the member of your own group who had been behaving strangely. That was also us. You pointed at them yourselves. We kept the photographs.
All Form 9-B screenings have been transferred to your evaluation record and count toward your standing. Your cooperation throughout has been thorough and is noted with something close to affection.
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADERBOARD · SPECIMEN PROCESSING DIVISION